Which of these God-like figures would you worship?

Question

1) Zeus. Greek god who could shoot thunder bolts at people he didn't like.

2) Jesus. Some dude killed by the Romans about 2000 years ago; the image of him nailed to a piece of wood is the symbol of a close-minded cult known as "Christianity". He amused himself by telling highly embellished fantastical stories to his followers, most of whom have not yet gotten the joke.

3) Almighty Ra. One of the mighty gods of the Ancient Egyptians.

4) Ganesha. Hindu god with the head of an elephant.

5) Buddha. A fat man who formed one of the more peaceful religions.

6) Reverend X. Eccentric public access TV show host, whose profanity-filled shows can be seen on YouTube.

And last but not least...

7) Count Chocula. A vampire who makes chocolate-flavored cereal with little chunks of marshmallow in it.


I'm a strict Count Chocotarian myself, but what about you guys?

Damn... how could I have forgotten His Noodly Lordship... Make that the 8th choise then.

Just to clafigy, I'm asking about God-LIKE figures, not necessarily a god.

Answer 1

the holy trinity: count chocula, son of frankenberry, and the holy ghost boo berry! i love it!

Answer 2

Buddha isn't generally perceived to be fat. Only in Chinese Buddhism. Also, he didn't found Buddhism. It was founded by his followers. Much like Christianity.

Interestingly, although Jesus refers to God as "Father" he doesn't actually ever claim to be divine. Recent information obtained from the Dead Sea Scrolls suggests that Jesus was a Zealot (a fanatical sect within Judaism at the time) who sought to free Judea from the Romans and create a Jewish state. More amazing still, it would appear that the religion later called Christianity had actually existed for some few hundred years BEFORE Jesus is said to have been born.
Interesting, huh?

Still, like all other religions, it's intentions are good.

By the way, I think I'd go for the winner in a fight between Zeus and Ra (I think Ra would win, being more amorphous and slightly older and wiser).

Answer 3

An FSM-Count Chocula combo.


Hmmmm, Chocolate Pasta.

Answer 4

You've been going to too many Chinese restaurants! The fat guy isn't the Buddha (Siddhartha Gautama) - he was an ascetic and very skinny. The "fat guy" is Ho-Tei. Plus, Buddhists do not worship the Buddha Shakyamuni.
I know you just want to irritate the Christians, (and don't really blame you). But if you're going to, at least read a book first and get your facts straight!

Answer 5

a) The evidence suggests there never has been a 2 or 7.
b) 5 is not god-like, but a man who offered a method for everyone to realize what he did.

I will worship none, as none exist in a form to accept worship.

Answer 6

As I am a Hellenic Polytheist, I do not say that Zeus is "God-like" but rather that Zeus is a God as are Jesus, Ra and Ganesha.........

And as for who I would worship, I think that is covered by my being a Hellenic Polytheist.....

Have some milk.....

Answer 7

As an already polytheist, I would go for watching Reverend X while enjoying Count Chocula.

Answer 8

We Frisbeetarians believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it back down.

Sadly there is a major split in our religion between the Orthodox and the Reformed.

The Reformed do NOT believe that the soul is made of actual plastic.

Many have been killed by flying frisbees in the holy wars that have ensued.

Answer 9

Chocula, unless he upset the Zeus guys.

Answer 10

Myself.