Mine is Failure to use a Turn Signal and Impeading Traffic, whats yours?
2007-11-27 15:38:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Well,mine is one of yours failure to use your turn signal. Especially when I am on a traffic detail. Never know which way the person wants to go. Maddening!!!!!
The other is people parking leaving their children unattended in a vehicle running or not running.
Lastly people parking in a handicapped space, and saying to me I was only there for a min. or two.
oh Yea the other one I know the chief, I know PO so and so, I know Sgt or Lt so and so.
Well I know them too so your point is?
2007-11-27 16:05:03 · answer #1 · answered by majean52 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The following are transcripts of recorded funny police quotes from around the country.
"Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey do-do."
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife will get a toaster oven."
"In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
"Just how big were those two beers?"
"No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And the all time best...........
"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Please sign here.
2007-11-28 00:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by paul h 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My pet peeve...Expired tags. I hammer those.
If I stop a person who says "Sorry officer, I know I have to get those done...but money has been tight and I'm just heading to work". More then likely I will cut a break if your tags are just a month or two expired.
If I catch you in the car with 10 of your friends on the way to a party...you are getting the ticket.
2007-11-28 00:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by Kenneth C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a fairly lenient officer, I don't give a ton of tickets unless
A. The offense was a major one or
B. The person is an absolute jerk!!
My pet peeve is probably people who have busted tail or headlights and they are aware of it. I have actually stopped several people more than once for the same busted light. I too don't like people who try to use connections to get away.
2007-11-28 00:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
anytime you give a warning, are told you are the coolest cop ever, and then you catch them 2 hrs later doing the same thing
2007-11-28 00:03:28 · answer #5 · answered by m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those that claim they stopped when rolling through (ie, California stop).
The second is how well they know your chief/sheriff/sergeant, etc...
Calif Deputy
2007-11-27 23:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gangstas, guns and meth. I never let those walk.
Traffic. I don't give a damn, its just an excuse to get into a gangsta's car for their dope and guns.
2007-11-28 03:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by California Street Cop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine is backstabbing fellow officers!!
2007-11-28 01:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by RedMan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DUI
2007-11-28 05:26:01 · answer #9 · answered by Spoken Majority 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋