My neighbour, I will call him Bubba, weighs a good 450 lbs. The other day, I saw him and his family get into their car to go to Church, I know they were going to Church because they had their bibles with them, and when they all got in the car, I think I felt a slight tilt in the earth's axis. Now, I don't care if they are overweight, I don't care that the back of his neck looks like a package of Oscar Mayer weiners. But, it got me to thinking about Jesus, and Jesus said "I am fishing for men". Well, I have busted a few lines in the water on some pretty small bass, and I was wondering what kind of test line would Jesus have used for Bubba?
2007-11-27 15:02:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A slight tilt in the earth's axis...that is so hilarious. I actually laughed out loud, for real not the lol crap.
Isn't gluttony a deadly sin? Sure its a Jesus issue?
450 lbs would drop fast ya know.
2007-11-27 16:08:33 · answer #1 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard of this new super strong carbon product? Apparently a strand the thickness of a human hair could be used to anchor satellites to earth.
Well that's what Jesus would use to fish for Bubba!
2007-11-27 23:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
120 pound power pro braid, I guarantee it will lift bubba, I managed to drag a 12 foot tree out of a lake I was fishing recently. He can't be heavier than that.
2007-11-28 01:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wire - High Tensile Steel-Class 3 Galvanized
USA 210 12½ Gauge 210,000 PSI min = 1616 lb at .099 inch, I don't know what that means but it sounds pretty strong, I think
2007-11-27 23:13:50 · answer #4 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen the anchor chain for a ship like the Titanic? Nuff Sad?
2007-11-27 23:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
jesus was smarter than that. he would have simply lured bubba out with a box or two of ding dongs
2007-11-27 23:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
((8 track)) you rock
Test line--that's a good 'un. I am agreeing with whoever said the net.Yeah that big net like they used on that extreme fishing or whatever that was..
2007-11-27 23:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
God can use all of us for His purposes.
I am a bit sleepy and I read first " Buddha", well, he was kind of heavy too and he is quite accomplished in his category.
2007-11-28 11:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whales are mammals
2007-11-28 07:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trick question:
Bubba is actually the whale that swallowed Jonah. ;)
2007-11-28 03:02:31 · answer #10 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋