One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.?All the typical answers came up: Fireman - Mechanic - Businessman - Salesman - Doctor - Lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exoticdancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to wo rk on some math problems and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected as our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.
2007-11-27 14:45:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That... was... AWESOME. Anyone who can't see the humor in this joke is probably someone who actually supports Hillary for president, which is just retarded. I'd say that I don't mean to be offensive... but that'd be a lie, because if in my eyes if someone even thinks about voting for her they should be forcibly removed from the country and banished forever. But, that's just my opinion, and to get back to the point, I really liked the joke :-)
2007-11-27 15:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by Horsetamer77 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Star 4 u!
2007-11-27 23:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by Curious 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have to agree that it would be much more embarrassing to admit you would work to elect Hillary. It is bad enough that some people are actually thinking of voting for her.
2007-11-27 23:47:23 · answer #3 · answered by A Human Bean 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ROFLMAO, X 10 !!!
Just goes to show inexplicably, THAT A YOUNG CHILD REALISES THAT HILLARY SUPPORTERS ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE W O R L D !!!
2007-11-28 11:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by I'M HERE 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
10!
2007-11-27 22:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by ♣ALT 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Who could blame little Justin, seems like he has a bright future....
2007-11-28 23:40:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Can you blame little Justin?
2007-11-28 20:19:54 · answer #7 · answered by Cherie 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's probably a real titter- maker at the Lame GOP Club. It needs a bit more "crass" to it.
2007-11-27 22:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
uhh, it is okay. I wouldn't rate it a ten though. Maybe a 7, keep working on it.
2007-11-27 22:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Mee 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL LOL LOL ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO omg funny i am laughing SO HARd!
2007-11-27 23:40:11 · answer #10 · answered by Liberty 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋