I keep having to use the same old ones with my family and friends, and they're just not having the same effect they once did. Does anybody know any good zingers???
2007-11-27 12:19:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You look like someone I know, oh wait, you were on the most retarded list.
Do you ever wish you were somewhere else...I do!
Your so dumb a dog wouldn't bite you...in case it catches the stupid disease!
If I had one wish...you wouldn't be here!
I'd share some of my lunch...but rumors have it, you eat like an animal!
Do you wonder why God made man...but not you!
Have you ever wondered why your here? To make the rest of us look intelligent!
Have you thought about going away...Please do!
You only live once...but for 'once' is too many!
You have a lot in common with fish...a three second memory!
Don't look in the mirror...you may get a shock!
Take a leaf out of this book...and stuff it into your mouth. It might shut you up!
You don't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again you don't know the meaning of most words!
Your momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money!
Your momma so stupid the sign at the movies said 17 and over so she went to get 16 of her friends!
2007-11-27 13:19:09 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
Sit on it.
Those are really up to date.
2007-11-27 20:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by Bingo's Mommy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You fight like a dairy farmer." Hopefully, they don't know the correct response.
2007-11-27 20:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by Sam K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋