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Yup. Remember the dinosaurs? And that asteroid that apparently only just missed us a few weeks ago?

Looks like God's not exactly a MASTER at boules, but he got lucky once 65 million years ago.

The judgement bit is probably an automated service.

*If you sinned during this lifetime, please press one......beeeep......if you sinned with another man, press 1....if you sinned with another man's wife, press 2.....beeeep....thank you. your request is being processed and...thank you. your request has been processed and your judgement has been authorised. You will now be sent to...(different voice) hell. (back to the cheery female voice from before)... If you wish to appeal, please hang up, and dial 666 to speak to an operator*

2007-11-27 10:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1 1

God has always been concerned with the particulars.

Read the accounts in the old testament of how particular he was about his desert tabernacle and his Jerusalem temple design, furnishings, and sacred vessels.

Why wouldn't he be equally particular about the condition of the human "temples" that he made for his own spririt to dwell in?

2007-11-27 11:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God is more tolerant and forgiving than His followers. He looks down upon us with love and compassion.

2007-11-27 10:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by AFRICANA 3 · 0 0

Assuming facts not in evidence.

1. No evidence of god
2. No evidence god sits, assuming god exists
3. No evidence god is in heaven, assuming god exists
4. No evidence god sits IN heaven, assuming god and heaven exist
5. No evidence god judges, assuming god exists
6. No evidence god sits in heaven judging, assuming god sits and assuming god sits in heaven and assuming god and heaven exist

Please establish these six facts first.

Thanks for your thumbs down; they are a badge of honor. Apparently, some of you don't understand irony.

2007-11-27 10:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Judgement day is not upon us yet.

2007-11-27 10:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by tebone0315 7 · 0 1

thier lifes judges themselves

2007-11-27 10:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by hghostinme 6 · 1 3

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