A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 6 year old. “I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ***.” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.” WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts,”You can stay there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat *** it won’t be Cheerios.”
2007-11-27 10:02:05 · 10 answers · asked by Jason 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very cute, :-)
2007-11-27 10:06:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the cussing kids taking over the world.
I am 13 and have never cursed.
I see no point except that you take the Lord's name in vain no matter what you say.
If those little kids knew those words, that means the parents say them. Who is the mother to punish the little innocent children like that when it's her own fault?
2007-11-27 10:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny...in a joke...but i know what you mean about the cussing kids...i am 19 and never cursed...i thinmk its repulsive...adn i hear little kids curse all the time...what happened to the innocent child
2007-11-27 10:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by Jen*nifer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive never cussed not once in my life except maybe accidently when i was a little kid but i quickely would pray to God and ask for forgiveness because no matter wat u say in that manner of words its still wrong!!
2007-11-27 10:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by Unseen-and-Unheard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute
2007-11-27 10:32:29 · answer #5 · answered by </3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice, i love it
2007-11-27 10:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotf that was hilarious!
2007-11-27 10:07:59 · answer #7 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats so funny!!!
2007-11-27 10:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by Gina plain and simple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... i love it!
2007-11-27 10:25:41 · answer #9 · answered by lougee_mee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-11-27 10:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋