A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
2007-11-27 09:53:42 · 14 answers · asked by Shae 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!1!!!11!!! Wow that is like... wow. just wow. funny as hell, good post.
2007-11-27 09:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaahhhh, Yeahhhh! humorous i think! in spite of the undeniable fact that, i can't help in basic terms venture Umm...nicely, uh... the sucking could be exciting yet what happens whilst the devil starts ingesting the penis...won't that be quite painful? So why grow to be the guy smiling???.
2016-10-18 06:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 11:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh hahaha i didnt get that at first
2007-11-27 09:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by jas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he*
funny dirt jokes make me cackle.
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2007-11-27 10:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by Pluto VT 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol star
2007-11-27 10:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by bitten_pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooooo that was funny
2007-11-27 10:11:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is really funny!
2007-11-27 10:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by Gina plain and simple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got that from Playboy
2007-11-27 09:59:54 · answer #9 · answered by Jordan M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHH I CNT STOP LAUGHIN THAT HUSBAND HAS ONE DIRTY MIND LOLHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHA
2007-11-27 10:34:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋