What if you're wrong about me?

Question

What if I'm the "supreme power" (a.k.a god)? you might be wrong about your god- I may be the "supreme being". Perhaps you might want to play it safe and worship me too.

Let's face it. I'm awesome. No one can prove that wrong. I'm alive, I can talk, and I actually exist.

You want miracles? Fine, once you answer this, you'll get 2 points.
Praise me and you might get 10 points.

Oh and you don't have to go through all that praying nonsense-just message me and I'll actually ANSWER you.

A manual? Naah; unless you count a autobiography as one.

Isn't that more proof then what you can throw at me in your manuscript?

Anyway, DAMN-Dutchess Atheist Mafia Nerds

If you can't define SARCASM.. don't answer this.

Answer 1

really...thats the same reason, lucifer, satan fell...PRIDE

who is your daddy then after knowing this?

Answer 2

For what it's worth if you were an all almighty, supreme being. You would have nothing to prove and praising you or fighting for you would be nothing more than an ego trip which would contradict a well known sermon on selfishness and selflessness.....!

Answer 3

You may say your god or whatever you may feel like saying but the truth will always come out. There is only one GOD and He sent His Son Jesus Christ to earth to die for me and for you and for everyone else so all can have peace for there souls and have eternal life. What a wonderful God we have and yet people like to think different. One day everyone will face the God who created us and give an account of themselves. Question we need to ask IS OUR NAMES WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE

Answer 4

Well...I've prayed to other Gods but they never return my calls. What the hell. You're as praise worthy as God. I commend your strong sense of self. With a bit of tutelage you would be most impressive. Give yourself...to the dark side.

Answer 5

Let me count the ways I can praise you.

I can lick the toe jam off your feet.
I can suck the caffenine out of your tongue.
I suck.

I can fan you with my mother fat hand.
I can feed you 3 different types of cheese each week, every week.
I can warm your seat on cold days with my hot breath.
I can do the hokey pokey.


(I can suck the sugar out of you.)
No sugar-free packets for *my* god!

Answer 6

I will say you're a narcissist.
You seem to worship yourself enough for all of us put together.

The words self-assertive and self-centered come to mind.

Answer 7

I knew you were the avatar of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Your human image shall always be in my noodly prayers RAmen

Answer 8

Sorry but I worship my pet hamster... Fluffy Flufferson
:)
He is much cuter and has soft, soft fur...
:)

Answer 9

lol
you make a convincing argument, but i don't think i'll be praising/worshipping anyone or anything in the near future

Answer 10

1.My God is the real one. Jesus Christ. He died for my sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day. He also died for your sins. He loves you, even though you do this, and He's waiting for you to love Him too. It's not too late.
2.Nope, this ISNT more proof then what I can give you. I've got a whole BOOK.
3.Sarcasm:
1.You
2.Sometimes me, just not now
3. well theres the dictionary definition, but why waste your time?

Christ still loves you even though you persecute Him. He'll take you anytime. Don't wait til it IS too late.
Love in Christ
Rachel

Answer 11

Just what drugs are you into? if you were god you wouldn't need a computer to comunicate.