Two classmates were discussing the presents they received at Christmas
Tom says " I had some new games for my PlayStation, a skateboard, new trainers, a football, and £50 spending money and some toys"
John replied " I had the new playstation wii with lots of games, an Ipod phone, a new bike, a huge plasma TV for my room, a trip to disney land with £500 spending money"
Tom says ..................................
" WOW! I wish I had lukemia!
2007-11-27 08:59:43 · 24 answers · asked by raggyann 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny,
reminds me of this one
What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
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Cancer!
2007-11-27 10:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all. But it sounds like a twisted retelling of this joke:
So there's this guy who just got out of a really bad divorce from his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp. After rubbing it a little, the genie popped out and said, "Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, the catch is, whatever you wish for, your ex-wife gets twice as much!"
The guy didn't like that part as he absolutely hated the way she strung him through the ringer, but he didn't see any way around it so he made his first wish without even thinking about it.
"Genie, I wish I had brand new Ferrari."
POOF!!! A beautiful new Ferrari appeared right in front of him...but the genie reminded him that his ex-wife now had two!
This didn't make the guy happy, but he went on with his second wish a little impulsively.
"Genie, I wish I had 2 billion dollars!"
POOF!!! His whole car is filled with a countless amount cash, but again the genie informs him that he just gave his ex-wife 4 billion dollars.
By now, the guy is very angry, so he takes extra care in considering his next wish.
Suddenly, a huge grin breaks out on his face and he says, "Genie, I wish you would beat me half to death!"
2007-11-27 09:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by alienaa70433 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 11:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a guy stares at you in quite some circumstances, he likes you and he will go with to bypass out with you.. it quite is that person-friendly. He seems fairly shy so probable you may desire to make your recommendations up on for it and ask him out reason he in all threat won't have the braveness to do it himself :p
2016-10-18 06:09:48 · answer #4 · answered by trapani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny mean
ppl with leukima are going thru so much
2007-11-27 09:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by lolipops 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
not funny its bound to upset someone
2007-11-27 09:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no sorry thats not funny at all
2007-11-27 09:16:32 · answer #7 · answered by John S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is WAY too mean! it would hurt someone too much
2007-11-27 09:09:39 · answer #8 · answered by Lina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all.
2007-11-27 09:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by Handle 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is sooooo not funny.
2007-11-27 09:06:12 · answer #10 · answered by tinkerbell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋