A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to the doctor to get a checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten", the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine...eight..."
2007-11-27 08:48:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol''
2007-11-27 10:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by bigturkeyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-27 19:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
The version I'd heard was the doctor says he has some bad news and some very bad news.
The bad news is that you only have twenty four hours to live, and the very bad news is that I should have told you yesterday!
2007-11-27 16:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Watsit 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
7 6 5 Good one.
2007-11-27 17:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 19:36:43 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Father!
2007-11-27 17:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh how I chortled at that one. You're a wicked man Father Feck. Hehe!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-27 16:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by vixta 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I smirked a little, but it wasn't good enough for a laugh.
2007-11-27 16:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one mate.......i can relate to that one even at 1 .10 am in the morning..........seamanab
2007-11-28 09:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by seamanab 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright father,its back to the pulpit for you
2007-11-28 09:05:20 · answer #10 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
feck that for a game of cowboys!!
2007-11-27 16:51:32 · answer #11 · answered by Phoenix 2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋