I mean, he's waaaay nicer than God...
2007-11-27 08:20:09 · 3 answers · asked by primary_chem 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Santa actually commits to showing up once per year... debunked! God is more like that guy from Office Space ... the slacker.
2007-11-27 08:21:33 · update #1
The breaking and entering and pedophilia may factor into it too...
("Oh, you've been 'naughty' Billy." "Santa's got a package for the children of the world")
2007-11-27 08:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by Skalite 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa is a respector of persons unlike God. Richer people get nicer, classier girfts, While poor people get nothing at all. I'll take Jesus who came to save everyone rich, poor, jew or Gentile.
2007-11-27 08:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by Lady A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I want to know how he knows what presents to give comatose kids.
2007-11-27 08:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋