2007-11-27 08:09:42 · 7 answers · asked by carl 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jin: I would see Hercules LOL
2007-11-27 08:16:12 · update #1
Jin: what would you see? Mr Bean?
2007-11-27 08:17:57 · update #2
Jin:But it's a good one.
2007-11-27 08:21:33 · update #3
CC good one , My sons have almost asked that question
2007-11-27 08:46:10 · update #4
Two pretzels were walking down the street and one was assaulted!
2007-11-27 08:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by Patrick 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A little boy was listening to a long and excessively boring sermon in church. Suddenly the red sanctuary lamp caught his eye. Tugging his father's sleeve, he said, "Daddy, when the light turns green can we go?"
2007-11-27 16:32:35 · answer #2 · answered by Catholic Crusader 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christian and atheist playing golf.
Atheist misses and says "damn it I missed"
Christian says "don't say that, God will get mad"
Atheist ignores him and misses again saying "damn I missed"
Then a huge lightning bolt strikes the christian dead, the force knocking the atheist back. A booming voice in the heavens says "damnit I missed!"
2007-11-27 16:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by Tommy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A nun goes to a liquor store. "I need a fifth of whiskey", she says. The clerk says, "Sister, I can't sell you whiskey." The nun replied, "It's for medicinal purposes. It's for Sister Mary's constipation." The clerk sighed and sold her the whiskey. At midnight, the clerk closed the store and walked out to his car. There sprawled out in the parking lot was the nun, drunk as a skunk. "Sister, you're drunk! You said the whiskey was for Sister Mary's constipation!" The nun looked up. "It is", she slurred. "When she sees me she's gonna s***!"
2007-11-27 16:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by magix151 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Only unintentional ones.
2007-11-27 16:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do a fat chick, and a palate of bricks have in common?
2007-11-27 16:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by Zaya the Slaya 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
look at yourself naked in the mirror
2007-11-27 16:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋