2007-11-27 07:16:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, but I'm his favoritest. He'd be like, Bowman, you're allright for a white chick. And I would be all, Jesus, you silly I'm Asian.
And he'd say something to the effect of "DUDE! you figured it out? You Mormons are so smart...."
2007-11-27 07:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I like Odd Duck's answer...
I firmly believe in God's mercy and love. He would not condemn us for simply living the best we know.
I suspect that Jesus will thank each human being (who did so) for doing their best.
Then I think He'd sit us all down and clear the air, define exactly what He meant when He said..... everything. He'd clarify exacty what is true and what isn't, what is expected of us as His followers and what isn't... I'm taking notes, are you?
2007-11-27 15:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He would probably say that we are great for following what we believe to the best of our ability.
Here's one for you: What would you do if you died and found out us "Mormons" were right?
2007-11-27 15:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by odd duck 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Probably never went there.
To do so as a man would have negated the value of his sacrifice. All that suffering for nothing. Jesus never really wanted to do it the first time. He only did it for his Father and all mankind, but mainly for his Father's name to be honored. Remember his praying in the garden just before his arrest? What is that but asking his Father for loopholes? Always though, first was to honor his Father whom he worshiped.
2007-11-27 15:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by grnlow 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus taught there was no sex in heaven. Matthew 22:29, 30....so what do you think?
He also told his followers not to war. Matthew 5:38-48. Mormons used to refuse war, but changed to avoid persecution.
Debbie
2007-11-27 15:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by debbiepittman 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Im sure he'd find faults like he would with EVERY christian religion out there.
I also think, if he exists, he would be happy people thought so highly of him and what he tried to teach to others.
2007-11-27 15:26:30 · answer #6 · answered by ChaosNJoy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I already know what Jesus would say since the warnings about Mormons fill the Bible.
Jesus would say, "I warned you about false prophets, why did you listen to that Smith fellow?"
"Smith taught that marriages last for time and eternity. I taught", Jesus would continue, "that marriages only last for your life on earth and that in heaven there is no more marriage."
Read Mark chapter 12:
24And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God?
25For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.
"In addition", Jesus would continue, "Smith was preaching a different message, and claimed all other churches were not preaching the correct message. Smith said they were all apostate.
"Smith said his new message he got from an angel. The angel Moroni to be specific. Moroni did, according to Smith show him were to find the golden plates.
"I sent warning through the Apostle Paul", Jesus would continue, "not to believe any preaching a new message, even if he claimed he got the new messsage from an angel."
"See Galatians chapter one."
Galatians 1:6-10
6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:
7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
10For do I now persuade men, or God? or do I seek to please men? for if I yet pleased men, I should not be the servant of Christ.
That's what I think Jesus would say, and Jesus would give many other examples from the Scriptures as well.
Pastor Art
2007-11-27 16:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
He'd say, "I love you but um...... we need to have a talk. Firstly, when i ascended into heaven, i did not go to the pre-United states and reveal my gospel to American Indians. I told my disciples (the twelve) everything i felt anyone needed to know about me. If i was going to visit other 'peoples' after i died, i would've let my disciples know that, since i told them everything else. Even about my 2nd coming. Secondly, nobody can become gods. I am God, i have no equals and there is no other. You cannot become a god. That's what Satan wanted and that's why i kicked him out of heaven. Thirdly, there is no such place as Kolob. I do not live there. Fourthly, common sense indicates that anyone who claims to be able to translate the bible by reading it out of a hat, is friggin nuts. That shouldve been a MAJOR indication right there. Final note, check out the Bible and you'll see that i'm right. I love you, but all those theologies are just messed up and not true." THAT's what Jesus would say. â¥
2007-11-27 15:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
Mormons is an acult and in the book of revalataions Jesus said you shall not add or take away anything from this book(the Bible) Seek the truth and the truth shall set you free.
2007-11-27 15:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 6⤋
There are no parts of the bible related to Mormons. As for Mormons per se, he would despise their execrable stupidity.
2007-11-27 15:22:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 6⤋