were captured by cannibals , the chief comes to them and says the bad news is now that we have caught you we are going to kill you, put you in a pot and eat you and use your skin to make canoes
the good news is you get to choose how you die .
The Frenchman says i would like to die by the sword .so the chief hands him a sword .....viva la france and run the sword thru himslef
The Englishman says i woudl like to die by the Pistol Please
the chief hands him a pistol and says "god save the Queen " and blows his head off
The New Yorker says i would like a fork
the chief puzzled , but he shrugs and gives him a fork ..the new yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the chest , the sides , everywhere the blood gushing from all over
The chief Appalled even for a cannibal ,
he asks " My God what are you doing .
The New Yorker replied ......So much for your canoe
2007-11-27 06:48:54 · 14 answers · asked by Dan M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO I seriously can't stop laughing that's so funny!
2007-11-27 06:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awsome!!
Please Pick As Best
Is There A Boundary Between
Reality And Imagination
or
Is Reality Just An Illusion
2007-11-27 14:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. Good joke. Like it.
2007-11-27 15:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by seagrowerpavel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a very clever way to make a joke.
2007-11-27 16:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by naruto_fan JC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I had no idea where he was going with that one until the end
2007-11-27 14:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This ain't a riddle, it's a joke and i find it quite funny that they won't use his skin.
2007-11-27 14:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GREAT!!!!! Finally one worth a laugh!!!!!
2007-11-27 14:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird, I get it, but it's still weird.
2007-11-27 15:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Will go to bed in a good mood thanks and goodnight.
2007-11-27 15:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee he he he ye he hyebhehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A star for this one!
2007-11-27 14:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by Chara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋