A priest goes to McDonalds and orders french fries, coke, and hamburger.
"I'm sorry, we don't have fries, sir," says the clerk.
"Then I'll have a coke and some fries."
"Sir, we do not have fries, we ran out," says the clerk apologetically.
The priest spouts, "then I'll have a burger and fries."
The clerk begins to get pissed.
"Sir, who put the butter in butterfly?" he asks.
The priest replies, "God of course."
"Then who put the hum in hummingbird?"
The priest replies, "God of course."
"Then who put the frigg in fries?"
The priest replies, "There is no frigg in fries."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you..."
2007-11-27 06:45:59 · 10 answers · asked by Nessa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome! He made the priest cuss without realizing it, lol - that guy is too smart to be working for Mc crappies :)
2007-11-27 06:51:19 · answer #1 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious.
2007-11-27 15:43:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea heard it b4 but still funny
2007-11-27 14:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha, funny one! star for you
Q: how do you fit an elephant into a subway?
A: you take the "s" out of sub and the "f" out of way.
--------there's no f in way!
2007-11-27 14:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by ♥crazygirl♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha lol so funny
2007-11-27 14:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hah I get it :] star for you
2007-11-27 16:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! lol!
2007-11-27 16:13:31 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
swing and a miss... sorry
2007-11-27 14:50:33 · answer #8 · answered by Nate 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Eh...
2007-11-27 15:23:25 · answer #9 · answered by May 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i dont get it
2007-11-27 14:51:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋