One day, there was 3 men at heaven's gate waiting to go to heaven.
God was standing there and asked the first guy, "Have you been faithful to your wife?" The first guy said "I've only cheated on her 2 times".
God then said, "Well, you will get a small car to drive around in heaven".
God then asked the second guy "Have you been faithful to your wife?". The second guy answered, "Well, I've only cheated on her 1 time". God said, "Well, you get a medium size car to drive around in heaven". Then God asked the third guy, "Have you been faithful to your wife?". The third guy answered, "I have always been faithful to my wife, I've never cheated on her." God said, "Well, you get a cadilac to drive around in heaven".
Then after the three men were in heaven driving around in there cars, the first 2 men saw the other man crying in his Cadilac. They went over to him and said, "What are you crying about, you got the biggest, finest, car to drive around in heaven and you've always been faithful to your wife, what could be so wrong to make you cry?" The third man looked up and said, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard".
2007-11-27 06:36:12 · 14 answers · asked by Nessa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha. thats really funny
2007-11-27 06:41:51 · answer #1 · answered by chevdud97 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Poor guy.
2007-11-27 14:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by Slim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Great!
2007-11-27 14:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...i've heard that one before...it was funny then still made me laugh now...haha
Poor guy...lol
2007-11-27 14:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats awesome
2007-11-27 14:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha fuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
2007-11-27 15:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i guess thats kinda funny. :)
2007-11-27 14:42:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that one.
2007-11-27 16:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by jay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good, but old.
2007-11-27 15:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by tmlfan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NICE.. That was classic
2007-11-27 14:51:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋