do you realize that he is just another made up character? yes just like santa claus, the easter bunny, and god, he has been made up by people to control you and the way you think. there is no flying spagetti monster.
2007-11-27 06:35:51 · 27 answers · asked by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
2007-11-27 06:41:43 · update #1
i hope everyone caught the sarcasm in that last message... didn't mean to offend you noodle pushers...
2007-11-27 06:45:06 · update #2
Prove it. I'm not a Pastafarian, but I assume they have just as much right to ask for evidence against their beliefs as Christians do.
[edit] I think I can almost hear your tone in your questions.
2007-11-27 06:38:41 · answer #1 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 16⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemy!
It is written in the Gospel of the FSM that he would deliberately attempt to fool us in certain ways to be unable to prove his existence.
Little did you know that YOU are doing the work of the Holy FSM.
Peace in Pasta, RAmen!
2007-11-27 14:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by Skalite 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Yaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!
I be realizin' yer land-lubbin' scallywags ain't done nuttin' fer yer Creator lately.
Aye, ya' best be prayin' fer salvation, maybe He'll bless ya' with His Noodly Appendage, matey!
Yaaarrrr!!!
RAmen!
2007-11-27 14:50:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LIES!
When I sit down to a plate of spaghetti, I thank the FSM for making it in his image, and praise his delicious goodness!
2007-11-27 14:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes, we know.... it's a counter to the Creationist theory and the rediculous fallback response of "Well the Bible said it, so it must be true" when we ask you to 'prove it'.
2007-11-27 14:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by moddy almondy 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Clearly, your blindness, caused by your inability to see, is making you blind, and therefore cannot see the FSM (pbuhna). If you could see the FSM (pbuhna) you would no longer be blind, and you could then see Him (buhna) and you would no longer be blind.
RAaaaaaarrrrmen
2007-11-27 14:46:38 · answer #6 · answered by Fred S - AM Cappo Di Tutti Capi 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The FSM is a metaphor for the Stupidity of Religion, and everybody knows this.
2007-11-27 14:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 17⤊ 0⤋
You will feel the wrath of FSM when he touches you with his noodly appendage!
2007-11-27 14:45:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
BLASPHEMER!!
The Flying Spahetti Monster is real!
I ate of its incarnation today!
RAmen!
2007-11-27 14:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Then who left marinara laden kissy marks on my forehead when I was ill? Hmm? Splain that one you big meanie.
2007-11-27 14:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by Peace Yo 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋