By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager, "Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted"
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him how he survived.
"Never better." John said.
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time."
"How'd you manage that?"
"He was already in bed, snoring away. when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Good night, beautiful' and he sat up all night watching me."
2007-11-27 06:17:47 · 23 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
best one I've heard this week :-)
2007-11-27 08:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Russell truly must have had some reports... i'm german and no into any extraordinary stuff in any respect, probable he were on condition that from p0rn. and that i don't think of c0ck length is better on universal than different nationalities. can't communicate for all german adult adult males regardless of the reality that
2016-10-25 03:22:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 15:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah lol
10/10
u get a star
2007-11-27 10:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I had a good chuckle at the one. Ta.
2007-11-27 06:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 06:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Very funny.
2007-11-27 06:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one have a star
2007-11-27 07:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,
star,
10/10,
excellent.
2007-11-27 06:39:11 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, excellent.
2007-11-27 10:30:08 · answer #10 · answered by Steph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha serves him right
2007-11-28 01:25:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋