Joke 1:
A man walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Don't touch the purple monkey up in room 222." The man sneered, went up to room 222 and opened the door- there was the purple monkey. The man laughed and poked the monkey. As he went downstairs; the monkey followed him. The monkey followed him into his jeep. The man drove to the Eiffel Tower. The man got out of the car and the monkey followed. Later the man finally reached the top, but the monkey was right behind him. The man just burst and yelled, "What do you want!" The monkey came up to him and said, "Tag...you're it."
Joke 2:A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!" The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down. As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok?" The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me." The man
2007-11-27 06:10:26 · 4 answers · asked by Evitakie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."
2007-11-27 06:10:42 · update #1
That second joke is a good one
2007-11-27 06:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by Kurt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL joke 2 was funny
Sorry but joke 1 wasnt.
2007-11-27 14:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by Max 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke 2 was good
2007-11-27 14:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First joke--not funny (sorry); Second joke--definitely funny!
2007-11-27 15:29:03 · answer #4 · answered by legalchick791 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋