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Three vampire bats walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint of blood. The barman gives him one. The second asks for a pint of blood. The barman gives him one.
The third asks for a pint of hot water. The barman asks ''Wouldn't you rather have blood like the others?''.

The bat pulls out a tampon and says ''No, I'm making tea.''

2007-11-27 05:55:12 · 6 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwiiiiiieeeeeee

2007-11-27 06:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by Nate 6 · 0 0

Get a tetanus shot inmediately! you wont substitute right into a "creature of the night", rabies finally end up in loss of existence. .... wait a minute...the probabilities of having bitten through a vampire bat are very low...i think of youre joking ;p

2016-10-18 05:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0 0

Thats gross. OMG

2007-11-27 05:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know thats gross but.....it is funny LOL

2007-11-27 06:09:51 · answer #4 · answered by just bored 3 · 0 0

lol

nekos a retard?

2007-11-30 05:00:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't get it...

2007-11-27 10:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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