he sits down and notices a large pickle jar filled with $10 bills. He calls the bartender over and says "how much is in that jar" "close to $3000" says the bartender. "what's it for?" asks the man. The bartender replies "if you pay ten dollars and complete three tasks then you win the jar." The man has a few drinks and says "what the hell, I'll try it." as he puts his $10 into the jar.
The bartender says ok and brings out a gallon jug of tequila. "To win the jar you must finish this gallon of tequila in two hours, then there is a very nasty pitbull out back in the alley with a bad tooth, you must bring me the tooth, and finally there is a 90 year old woman up stairs who hasn't had the company of a man for a very long time, you must pleasure her to her satisfaction and then I will give you the jar"
to the bartender's suprise the man finished the tequila in 1.5hrs. and stumbled out the door to the alley.
2007-11-27 05:53:23 · 5 answers · asked by Nate 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
20 minutes later the man crashes back through the door missing two fingers on his right arm and covered in blood. The man picked himself up and said "ok, now where's that lady with the bad tooth"
2007-11-27 05:54:36 · update #1
Hell yes!!!! Best joke all day!!!
2007-11-27 06:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by EngSupCo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was on here last week
But it's still funny
2007-11-27 14:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every time i hear that one i cant stop laughing.
2007-11-27 14:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by chevdud97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH.. very funny... you get a star(=
2007-11-27 18:53:24 · answer #4 · answered by loves_the_beach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somehow, I don't quite get it..... darn...
2007-11-27 14:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋