Lawyers & Charity
A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.
"First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."
"I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money."
The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"
2007-11-27 05:32:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
And here's another:
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors. The first donor is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second donor is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. And, the third donor is an
attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?"
"I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the patient. After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the lawyer's heart. "It was easy," explained the patient, "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."
2007-11-28 12:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by HazelNut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh! That about describes most lawyers! he he Funny!
2007-11-27 07:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That too much. I love it
2007-11-27 05:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great.....ha ha
2007-11-27 05:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋