2007-11-27 05:10:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ditka, of course. he's had like, how many heart attacks? all it took for jesus to die was to be nailed up to a cross n poked a little.
2007-11-27 05:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ditka is escorted out of the cage by his loving new friend Jesus.
2007-11-27 13:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by Ruth 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ditka of course, Jesus just turns the other cheek.
2007-11-27 13:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by ruriksson 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ditka and da Bears versus Jesus and the All-Stars...?
Ditka...
2007-11-27 13:13:52 · answer #4 · answered by AM Enforcer 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Trick question, Ditka IS God!
2007-11-27 13:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by stpolycarp77 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ditka because jesus wasn't real, and ditka at least was.
If you're real, you're more likely to win a cage match.
2007-11-27 13:13:32 · answer #6 · answered by Meatwad 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Does it matter? Both would crushed by Chuck Norris in an instant if he were to enter the ring....even the powers of a god does not allow you to escape his wrath...
2007-11-27 13:16:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Christ in a land-slide......
No one beats God.....not even Mike Ditka
2007-11-27 13:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Jesus, obviously!
2007-11-27 13:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋