2007-11-27 04:45:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He'd have to get all holy on some mofo's a.ss.
2007-11-27 04:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Quite likely something like this may have happened. Scripture and tradition assert that Mary Magdalene lived a very promiscuous lifestyle. According to scripture, Jesus forgave her for being such a hoochie.
2007-11-27 04:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be more likely if it was JC's mom that happened to. I bet Mary was a wild woman in the dunes.
2007-11-27 08:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start digging for Judas's Rolex
2007-11-27 04:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Threaten him with Hell! Of course!
2007-11-27 17:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by Life goes on... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF we accept the purpose and personality to be that of one who was here to heal and forgive, then it would be logical for him to forgive. Counsel, yes, but forgive. If you accept that he was human, and knew of the ways and wants of the flesh, then he would understand.
2007-11-27 04:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by Stephen H 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
M A G D E L E N E.
Nice try for an ex-Senator. Update yr profile, please.
2007-11-27 04:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by Goethe's Ghostwriter 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What will you do when you stand to face God at judgment day?
2007-11-27 05:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋