“I hear you dismissed your pastor. What was wrong?”
“Well, he kept telling us we’re all going to hell.”
“What does the new pastor say?”
“The new pastor says we’re going to hell, too.”
“So what’s the difference?”
“Well, the difference is that when the previous pastor said it, he sounded like he was glad about it; but when the new man says it, he sounds like it is breaking his heart.”
2007-11-27 04:33:11 · 12 answers · asked by conundrum 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Some of the remarks here so far show that some are Nuttier than a Snickers bar...
2007-11-27 04:48:34 · update #1
Sorry, I can't fathom why anyone would worship any sort of god who had this rule about hell. It's disgusting.
2007-11-27 04:39:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Hell is not a joke and it isreally place. But at this present moment, there is no one in Hell yet. Only after the judgement day in 21 October 2011.
Let us pray for mercy on us.
Hell is a terrible place!
2007-11-27 17:34:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess there are those who insist on proving God is right, as if He needs our help and then there are those who weep at the thought of the ones who just don't get it. Count me as one of the latter.
2007-11-27 12:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That gave me a chuckle!
You're not all going to Hell; repent and be saved!
2007-11-27 12:37:41 · answer #4 · answered by Daewen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha, i'm going to hell and i'm okay with that. i've already accepted it and maybe some other people should accept it to.
2007-11-27 18:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and true! God is in control, whether we choose to accept it or not.
2007-11-27 12:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by softkisses4707 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh....yes.
2007-11-27 12:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it sure doesn't break God's heart, or he would have done something to stop it.
Oh yeah, he did...he gave His only Son to be tortured to death so he'd stop feeling so mad...
2007-11-27 12:38:17 · answer #8 · answered by 2kool4u 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
go to hell
2007-11-27 12:36:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well said, thou good and faithful servant.
2007-11-27 12:47:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋