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4 Letter Words
Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me
home..., "PLEASE MAMA! "
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...., he said words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
2007-11-27 03:29:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny! She sure wasn't gonna be another Betty crocker. Ha!
2007-11-27 03:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Priceless
2016-05-26 02:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by krystle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the kind of dry humor that was so typical of George Burns' style! I'd give it 4 stars.
2007-11-27 03:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I havent heard that one yet, so thanks for posting,.
YES those words can be the most frightening words in the world to quite a few women and kids, like my son.
This is well worth a laugh
I give it 9 stars, :)
As I can see me in it as well.
2007-11-27 03:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by poetbjc64 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before, but saw it coming before I got to the punchline!
2007-11-27 03:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by Theresa 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never Heard It . .Until Now
Lol
2007-11-27 03:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny you may laugh at this
2007-11-27 03:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by MARIO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats really good.
good way to get out of things
2007-11-27 03:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sylvia A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-11-27 03:41:51 · answer #9 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha im not married or anything but im seriously not looking forward to those things when i am!! lol
2007-11-27 03:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by Rusty Iron Farm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋