Seriously. How?
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2007-11-27 02:44:57 · 27 answers · asked by AM Enforcer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think most atheists have, at some point, purchased something from IKEA that required "some assembly."
After that, you can't be a believer...
2007-11-27 02:47:51 · update #1
That is why God let's alcohol exist. Try setting that up completely drunk. Not only is it more challenging, but when you wake up in the morning you realize you put all the legs to the computer chair onto your couch because you thought it was "hilarious" the night before.
2007-11-27 02:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I dont believe in IKEA... Does it exist? I have heard of it and seen written documentation but I still think its all just made up. How could they care about the consumer the way they do? - Get a life God could care less about IKEA or your stupid questions..
2007-11-27 02:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by BrianZO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God has remarkably little to do with Ikea, I think.
2007-11-27 02:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are SO funny. Maybe I shouldn't go to IKEA (haven't made a purchase yet)
2007-11-27 02:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by Lioness 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually get whatever it is put together, and then go back and look at the directions, which tend to confuse you, and waste time.
Kind of like reading a bunch of nonsense like the bible for direction in your life.
2007-11-27 02:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come on, I like that little cartoon guy in the instructions booklet. He sort of looks like a Swedish Ziggy.
The meatballs with lignonberries in the cafe are like heroin.
2007-11-27 02:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by amancalledj 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Agreed - 100%. If my god is a loving god, home come he allowed a heathen like GW Bush and Dick Cheney to be elected?
2007-11-27 02:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's the devil's influence -- temptation of cheap furniture comes with a different sort of price.
2007-11-27 02:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do you think that Jesus might appear for the second coming on the next season of "The Bachelor?"
2007-11-27 02:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should ask the manufacture of IKEA that question....
2007-11-27 02:47:58 · answer #10 · answered by WOO WOO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋