I took my granddad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My granddad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Granddad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-11-27 01:53:41 · 17 answers · asked by .monk 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my gosh ! that cracked me up.I've got to print that one.
STAR FOR YOU
2007-11-27 02:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jesus rocks 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should have said "My gawd i ain't seen nothing like that since Jerry lee Lewis in 1955 you wild young whipper snippers"
2007-11-27 10:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally a good joke! my coworkers think im nuts giggling to myself
2007-11-27 11:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Diana70 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr. rockso thinks thats funny!
2007-11-27 10:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! that's totally funny!
2007-11-27 11:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by delinastarz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been said on here a lot, but it's funny.
2007-11-27 10:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way to go granpa. that will teach young punks not to talk too much
2007-11-27 11:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by praise t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one.. but a good one... have a star
2007-11-27 10:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by Parth 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lolJEJEJE that was funny... I know somebody who would have an answer like that...
2007-11-27 11:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Vamps 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG can't believe it. I was not expecting that.
2007-11-27 11:15:15 · answer #10 · answered by tinker bell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋