Any1 know how to be annoying? Pranks that annoy people.
2007-11-27 01:41:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Click your pen constantly.
2007-11-27 23:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4.Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
2007-11-27 01:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's ALL vocal. Never stop talking, ever. When you do stop, make loud breathing sounds through your mouth, especially when others speak. When you speak, use a louder tone and have a trademark awful laugh. Don't forget the value of a good snort when you laugh too. Be heard across restaurants laughing at stupid stuff. Chew food with your mouth open. Smack your gum when chewing. Complete the riff with a nice deep belch. That should do it for most people.
2007-11-27 01:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by Tusker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is the classic put a rubber band on the faucet haha that one is annoying and funny... replacing sugar with salt... the buzzer in the hand ...oh heres a good one... when the person is sleeping reset thier alarm to 2 or 3 am then take the alarm and hid it in thier room ...haha so they will wake up for and early hunt...
2007-11-27 01:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by surmava 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Annoying little titters. Staring instead of replying to a question. Repeating what others say and then expecting them to laugh and not be angry. Pinching someone any number of times. Taking something of someone's else's snack/meal without their consent.
2007-11-27 01:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by Gamar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hum and whistle all the time.
Tap your fingers on things continuously.
Snort.
Blow your nose really loud in public.
Pick your nose and flick your boogers on the ground.
Speak really loud.
Get a retractable ball point pin and click it all the time, people will want to kill you for that lol.
2007-11-27 02:28:07 · answer #6 · answered by Leizl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know what gets me
clicking pens
people repete everything i say
people banging pans when i am watching tv
people that have seen a movie says what is going to happen before it does
people at a store that pays in pennies
people that put cling wrap on the toilet seat
people that cant sing
2007-11-27 01:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by rodeogirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhhhhh, it's pretty darn easy to be annoying, just about anything you do can annoy someone...
I usually start singing a random song and never shut up. orrr do something stupid like that.. =]
2007-11-27 01:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by Heather 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Control the remote on the TV and change it frequently as others are interested in the TV program.
2007-11-27 02:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by aine2u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask them the same question over and over and over and over again without taking a breath and then when they answer ask the question in a different way.
2007-11-27 01:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by madeam3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find it annoying for someone to constantly invite themselves along to a function or party...
2007-11-27 01:44:10 · answer #11 · answered by I love the flipflops 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋