A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas.
The bartender asked, "what's wrong," and the guy says that he just found out that his younger son is gay. The bartender says, "he's sorry about it."
After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong now," to which the guy responds That he found out that his older son was gay, too. The bartender says that he's sorry.
The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas. The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any p***y?!"
The guy gets really pissed and says, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"
2007-11-26 23:36:02 · 23 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its a goodie lol
2007-11-27 00:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-27 07:40:24 · answer #2 · answered by cat_lover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 10:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.
2007-11-27 07:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by Kaiaa (: 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-11-27 07:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Freakin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't like the p word, think it is horrible, but the joke isn't bad!
2007-11-27 11:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 11:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
owned
2007-11-27 07:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another excellent joke hun, pmsl
2007-11-27 12:13:06 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, funny, must tell this to my neighbour - or maybe not.
2007-11-27 08:04:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋