1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.
2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
5. Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing
6. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...
9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"
And the winner is......
Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?
2007-11-26 23:25:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, you been opening the christmas crackers early and pinching the jokes, pmsl
2007-11-27 04:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely not! Here's mine: SCORPIO (The Addict) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.
2016-05-26 02:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
My two favorites. I LOVE stupid jokes. Simple like myself. I must admit though, it took me a little while to "get' the last one. LOL.
2007-11-26 23:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by Laura S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember these jokes from childhood. You forgot why did the dinosaur cross the road? Coz chickens werent invented yet.
2007-11-26 23:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by Eliza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the last one but the others are lame, but at tiny bit funny in a lame way
2007-11-26 23:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by cat_lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horse walks into a bar.. bartender says "why the long face?"
all i need is that dumb little joke to get me through my day.
2007-11-26 23:30:46 · answer #6 · answered by scarsoflife8282 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch out, Terry Wogan will be pinching these if you're not careful!
2007-11-26 23:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by ☞H.Potter☜ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked them, i think a series of such jokes will fresh'n up the readers!!
nice work, and a star!
2007-11-26 23:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by A's 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i honestly think im gonna be cracking up 'til next week. these are funny because they are lame and i love them.
2007-11-26 23:39:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 03:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋