Or should I bring a fan and a lot of ice?
2007-11-26 21:53:05 · 21 answers · asked by Beavis Christ AM 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hope you have one heck of a filibuster planed
2007-11-26 21:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You know absolutely nothing about God do you.
Take note that in the scriptures every time a person met an angel, or saw Jesus in His glory they were scared out of their minds. I doubt very seriously that you will be in any shape to argue. But good luck with that.
The question is, if you actually believe there will be a judgment day, why would you not get the only legal counsel that will help?
2007-11-27 06:06:48 · answer #2 · answered by realchurchhistorian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start debating now. The Day Of Judgement will commense 50,000 years after the Day of Resurrection. I don't think the ice will make it.
2007-11-27 05:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by Mustafa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you're a christian you have nothing to worry about, if not, a fan and ice won't you any god at all, mainly because you can't bring anything into either spiritual realm...if you're a christian you geta chance to say why you should get into heaven, if not you have no choice, you go straight to hell, no questions asked...
2007-11-27 05:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the hearing of the truth, all mouths will be closed.
Every knee will bow, every tongue will confess.
No, you'd best make a choice before you die.
EDIT - Agreed, the filibuster was the most clever answer.
2007-11-27 05:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no. you will not be able to debate anything. the time is now to make the choice. will it be Jesus or justice? when that time come...fan nor ice will help.
2007-11-27 06:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by use 2 b lost 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring a lawyer, been trained in debate. Also any sins of yours compared to a lawyers will make you look like an angel. He/She will get the boot, and you will get the Golden ticket. :>)
2007-11-27 05:56:59 · answer #7 · answered by mak 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good Luck debating G-d.
And since (in Judaism) Satan is actually G-d's "Attorney general", you can bet your goose is cooked.
Instead of debating it, you might just throw yourself on the mercy of the court...the odds are better.
2007-11-27 06:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God will show you who you are.
By many people testimonies
They see a picture of what they
have done in their life right before
they are revived and brought back
to life by a medical staff.
2007-11-27 05:58:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are not saved BY the BLOOD of JESUS, then bring your fan and ice....but it will not help dear...so get straightened out now.....K?
2007-11-27 06:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by Optimistic1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋