lady customer at checkout empties her basket of six items,bottle of milk,pound of butter,dozen eggs,frozen peas,local newspaper and chocolate bar.Waiting behind her is a drunken male clinging to his dozen of booze he's waiting to purchase.He glances at the ladies items then says to her "Your single aren't you?"
The lady rather impressed with the obviously drunk mans powers of deduction asks "Yes sir I am how did you know"?
because your f#@ken ugly
2007-11-26 21:47:43 · 6 answers · asked by bindrinkinnsmokin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it but still had me giggling!
Nice one
Cheers
2007-11-26 21:57:49 · answer #1 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Coming from a drunk guy thats quite an insult
2007-11-26 23:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by Dj_Ez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 22:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
THAT'S SOO FUNNY.
HAHAHAHHAA
BEST JOKE I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA.
2007-11-26 21:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by Jane Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-26 22:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by Sharon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, that's not nice...BWAH HA HA HA ha ha ha... (**)
2007-11-26 21:51:22 · answer #6 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋