A blonde goes to work one morning crying her eyes out, Her boss, concerned about the well being of his employees,asked sympathetically: "What is the matter?"
The blonde replies,"Early this morning I got a call saying my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl,"why don't you go home for the day, we aren't so teribly busy. Just take the whole day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states,"No I'd be better off here.I need to keep my mind off it and I have a better chance of doing that here".
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as ussual. "If you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hour later he decided to go check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes over to her and asks her, " what's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?
"No!" exclaimed the blonde. "I just received a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!"
STARRRR
2007-11-26 21:12:53 · 13 answers · asked by ms avarage 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao ... I know it's not PC to think blonde jokes are funny, but sometimes I can't help it!
2007-11-26 21:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by onecowboyjake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i take exhilaration in the medical doctors place of labor one :) _____ a guy approached a merchandising gadget in use by a blonde. He watched her located her income, press the button, and get a can of Coke. The blonde repeated this action some situations, and at as quickly as a queue began to style. the guy tapped the blonde on the shoulder and courteously stated, "Excuse me, yet could desire to somebody else use the gadget?" The blonde rotated angrily and replied, "is in simple terms no longer in a position to you be conscious i'm winning?!" _____ A blonde went to a prosperous area of the neighbourhood, and went from door to door offering to do oddjobs to fund her holiday. She went to a great, fancy abode, and asked the previous guy if he grew to alter into in touch. the guy stated she grew to alter into blonde, and eager to be crafty. So he delivers the blonde £50 to colour his porch. Now, he has a great porch, and it will take her a on an identical time as to colour it - and he's conscious it may cost him greater proper than £50 to get it achieved. So on an identical time as the blonde is of an identical opinion he is going and gets her paint, and a broom till now withdrawing smugly into his abode to tell his substantial different. a pair of hours later, the doorbell is going off decrease back, and the guy thinks the blonde could desire to have run out of paint. So he is going to the door with yet yet another tin. "Oh i do no longer opt for greater paint," smiles the blonde, "i've got have been given complete. i've got have been given even achieved 2 coats." the previous guy is startled, yet thinks he could desire to have basically dozed off and lost song of time. So he palms over £50, chuffed inclusive of his scam. The blonde takes the money and starts to stroll away. Then she turns around and says, "Oh and for the period of how, it is not a porsche, it relatively is a mercedes." x
2016-10-18 05:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u told it rong, at midday the boss is ment to go 2 the blonde and she has got over it, then the sister calls
2007-11-26 22:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 02:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Nice one!!
2007-11-26 21:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by krystal_engel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha!Very good!worth a star!
2007-11-26 21:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by Hellooooo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH hilarious,
2007-11-26 22:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aahhhhhhhhhh ow sad.lol
2007-11-26 21:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,wicked
2007-11-27 04:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by her with the mad ginger hair 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah hilarious!!
2007-11-26 21:15:48 · answer #10 · answered by .:KUDDLEZ:. ONE& ONLY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋