First of all, has everyone noticed that Goldrake is wearing her Xmas Yamacah?
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
How do you know when you're really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
How do you know when you're leading a pathetic life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."
Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap."
2007-11-26 21:04:41 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz liked the "Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends."
sooooo true!
2007-11-26 22:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right for all of them , i like the one about the dog always pleased to see you.
2007-11-26 23:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10, star, hilarious jake.
Thnx for the laugh.......hahaha.
Where's your Christmas spirit,.....haha.
Are you not going to wear anything on your head?.
It's nearly the 1st of December you know!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-26 21:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The italian speech impediment seems to be a popular one but I don't get it, please could you explain?
2007-11-26 21:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was sooo funny!
2007-11-27 19:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA NICE
2007-11-26 21:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by romdog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-26 21:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋