When we say things like 'your such a noodlebrain', or 'I'd like to punch that idiot in the noodle' are we taking the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in vain? Is this blasphemy?
2007-11-26 19:20:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Spaghetti sounds good right about now...
2007-11-26 19:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by Irene 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd Like to beat you with a limp spaghetti noodle until you see the Low-carb Egg Noodle ogre is the true pasta in the sky
2007-11-26 19:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by barcode soul (almost suspended) 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Lol how dare you take the name of the flying spaghetti monster in vain. Is this a uephamism or allegorical metaphor?
2007-11-26 19:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by Carl F 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Right now I wish I was throwing a noodle against the wall to see if it sticks.
2007-11-26 19:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ruth 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Certainly. Any speech which implies disrespect for pasta will get the attention of the FSM, who may smite the culprit with His noodly appendage.
Digression: Did you know that the FSM created the big bang by combining pasta with antipasto? Fact.
2007-11-26 19:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I like to think that His Noodliness is above such petty concerns, but you could wear an extra piece of pirate costume as a penance if it worries you.
Hail to those touched by His Noodly Appendage.
2007-11-26 19:23:58 · answer #6 · answered by smtrodent 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
On the contrary - it is praising the wisdom of the Noodley One to compare an intelligent person to the FSM! Only a true servant of his Pastaness can see attributes of his Greatness even in moments of great anger!
Ramen!!
2007-11-26 19:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes, so let us force those who say such things to choke on pasta.
2007-11-26 19:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by bestonnet_00 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sure. Blasphemy is in the heart of the beholder.
2007-11-26 19:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hmm.
Is it sacrilege that I plan on making spaghetti for dinner tomorrow?
2007-11-26 19:23:22 · answer #10 · answered by catwomanmeeeeow 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋