A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
You know what, i feel bad for him, star if you think so too, lol.......... thks
2007-11-26 18:19:06 · 24 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He,he,he, I like it. He didn't see her but I bet he saw stars when she got that right hook in.
Confucius say, "It is far better to shut mouth than to have eyes shut for you."
2007-11-27 21:30:44 · answer #1 · answered by sistablu...Maat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny story but... I wonder how many thumbs down or reports I would get if I posted a joke about a man beating the crap out of his wife?
2007-11-27 02:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hes silly alright
2007-11-27 03:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol yes silly silly man
2007-11-27 03:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by cheri 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Violent but a surprise ending!
2007-11-27 02:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't stop laughing!!! I had to send that to my female friends and a bunch of male ones that deserve it!!!!
Too funny!!! A star for you!!!!
2007-11-27 02:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he got exactly what he deserves, no pitty party for the man who left work rich and came home broke.
2007-11-27 02:29:07 · answer #7 · answered by mecamaka 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Considering what he did, I think he got off pretty easy! Muahahahaha
2007-11-27 04:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, That serves him right
2007-11-27 04:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by Salah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!!
2007-11-27 02:31:54 · answer #10 · answered by Countryprincess67 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋