2007-11-26 17:27:38 · 21 answers · asked by Tony83257 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The secret is slow.
"Driving real slow will get you home real fast." -The Rev.Horton Heat
2007-11-26 17:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are a few pick up lines I use all the time to get the babes.
Didn't I see your mom at McDonalds?
Could you bite this scab off of me?
Touch it just once
Would you like to share my rectal wart cream?
What is a bath like?
If you touch me there, puss squirts out.
I have 97 1/2 cats
I just got promoted to "Booth Cleaner" at the porn shop.
I have names for each one of my moles.
Can I have your hair?
Beastiality... Not there's a sport
My uncle says I'm a really good kisser
oops! time to pray to the moon god of blood and be-heading again.
Can I spit something at you?
Hope these help.
2007-11-27 01:39:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only dogs get hooked up. Try to be a gentleman.
2007-11-27 01:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend tried a way he made up
first he asked the girl if he could borrow her phone. then he called himself and saved the number. a little later he called at first the girl was mad. Now every weekend they go out
2007-11-27 01:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by angelsroll_01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when u go around them dont act weird b ur self!
ask her to come to your house or something
go to movies
give her a voucher for shopping
that kind of stuff
on valentines day ask to b her valentine and send her a love poem or something
2007-11-27 01:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're talking sex, you have to really turn on the charm and be persistent. And find the lonely, slutty, depressed ones.
2007-11-27 01:31:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dig It 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be her friend. Just like hang with her and talk to her. Then ask her out.
2007-11-27 01:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask one of her friends if she likes you, if her friends says ya, or I dont know, of a very shy and quiet no go and ask her out. If her friends says Hell NO! just ask out her friend.
2007-11-27 01:31:46 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a crazy concept girls love: HONESTY.
Ask her out. If she likes you, then she'll accept. If not, then you haven't lost anything have you?
2007-11-27 01:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by Jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-27 01:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by Roxanne G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋