A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?"
2007-11-26 17:27:21 · 12 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-26 17:27:59 · update #1
looooooooooooool very funny! that woman knows what she's doing!
2007-11-27 11:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Ruby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I needed that dog about 2 years ago. That would have been a better ending to this poor excuse of a marriage.
2007-11-27 01:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by YouAsked 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...lol
2007-11-27 02:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
again the woman is as bad as that gran putting birth control bills
sorry no laughs
2007-11-27 05:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get in the Third line ~ that would be more funny right? hehe funny
2007-11-27 01:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's going on with u today ya hope?
thanks for the laugh today
muaaaaaaah
2007-11-27 05:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny! LOL
A star for u!!
2007-11-27 04:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha...you get a star for that!
2007-11-27 04:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-11-27 03:32:14 · answer #9 · answered by lyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wasn't expecting that!
lol.
2007-11-27 01:31:41 · answer #10 · answered by $$brittany[rawr] 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋