Did the Flying Spaghetti Monster knock up some innocent virgin, and Spongebob Squarepants was the result?
2007-11-26 17:04:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I didn't see that in the pamphlet.
SPLITTER!!!
I sense someone is trying to split up the church of pastafarianism!
2007-11-26 17:07:55 · answer #1 · answered by Atomic New Theory 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this is in fact a canonical tenet of Pastafarianism. Pastafarian poo-pooers posit the appearance of patently poriferous parents. These recollections, however, are false. They are the result of the Flying Spaghetti Monster reaching into their brains and dithering with their memories with His noodly appendage for the purpose of testing their faith. Those who deny (aspaghettiests) or doubt (agnomonsterists) this Truth have failed this test and will end up with only stale beer and VD infected strippers after they die. RAmen.
2007-11-30 11:17:45 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spongebob Squarepants is about the most wholesome fictional character ever developed. Show me any Christian that honors Jesus commandment, "when a man strikes your cheek, turn your face and offer your other cheek." In a nutshell, that IS Spongebob!
2007-11-27 01:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On episode 57, Spongebob's parents are introduced. On episode 32, his grandmother is introduced. So, I think it's safe to say, that Neptune's only chosen fry cook is fully sponge in nature.
...not that I'm into this sort of thing, ya know.
2007-11-27 01:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I always thought he was the son of Conan O'Brien and Daphne Blake from the Scooby-Doo cartoons...guess I was wrong.
2007-11-27 01:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by ♥☺ bratiskim∞! ☺♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! You finally understand. The Bob rules! lol
2007-11-27 01:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No relation. SpongeBob is fiction.
2007-11-27 01:14:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No he's the progeny of incest...meatballs and meatloaf. At least that's what I heard.
2007-11-27 01:10:53 · answer #8 · answered by carl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, we meet his parents on several episodes...both sponges
2007-11-27 02:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the day where the buck stops nowhere, I don't see why he couldn't be! ;)
2007-11-27 01:07:35 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋