A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.
She opened it then slammed it shut, stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to the edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
2007-11-26 16:53:36 · 14 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. I am printing it out to share with co-workers.
2007-11-26 16:58:19 · answer #1 · answered by Pear36LL 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-11-26 17:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by freaky_quotic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is very much kind of you you are doing a social service man getting the blondes back to their right brains which they lost millions of years ago
2007-11-26 20:06:19 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Knowitall 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!
Oh wow. im blonde and that is extremely funny
totally not a blonde joke.. totally to a extremely dumb person!! ahahha and the other person who posted a Blonde joke! that was ******* funny too hahahha!!
2007-11-26 17:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by Lovely. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a TOTAL BLONDE JOKE!
Wanna hear 1?
ok so there is this gurl and she goes to the salon every week and every week she has headphones on, and she always says, "dont take off my headphones." so a year went by and one day when she went and once again she said dont take off my headphones and so then her hairstylist waz so curious about wat she waz listenen 2 so he took the heapdphones off and the girl dropped dead. the stylist put the headphones in her ear and it kept saying, "breath, breath, breath."
2007-11-26 17:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one keep them coming have a star
2007-11-26 22:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, heard that one before but still laughed at it again. very very funny.
that is something that my dad would do, and he has black hair. hahahalol
2007-11-26 17:16:46 · answer #7 · answered by mona 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Thats funny!!
2007-11-26 17:22:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well done jock man
2007-11-27 03:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HHHAAA HHHAAA LMFAO~!!!!!
hilarious!
2007-11-26 16:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋