A bus load of NUNS goes over a cliff and explodes, all die and go to see ST Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter says welcome to Heaven, but before I can let you in I need to ask every one a question.
he goes to the first Nun and says Sister have you ever touched a males Penis before? the nun looks a little shocked and eventually says yes, ST Peter says where did you touch it? she replied with my finger tip. So ST Peter says well then dip your finger tip in the holy water and welcome to heaven. Next nun please Same question and the 2nd nun replies my hand so he says dip your hand in the holy water and welcome to heaven. Next he says. suddenly a nun starts pushing her way from the back rushing to the front of the line. St Peter says Calm down sister everyone will get a chance to enter Heaven! No its not that says the pushy nun, Its just that IF I AM GOING TO DRINK THAT WATER I WANT TO DO IT BEFORE SISTER MARY PUTS HER A*S IN IT!!!!!!
2007-11-26 16:43:19 · 17 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
P R I C E L E S S ! ! !
Took me a while to quit laughing at that one !
Passing that one around the office in the morning....LOL !
2007-11-26 18:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Steven H 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
There's also the one,
why do you never see a nun on her own?
because one nun has to go to make sure the other nun gets nun.
2007-11-26 17:00:21 · answer #2 · answered by millypeed my choccie Lab 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one keep them coming have a star
2007-11-26 22:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha heard it before but still a goodie
2007-11-26 16:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi jock man, loved youre joke
2007-11-27 02:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well i`m nun the wiser now.lol
2007-11-26 17:15:19 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-11-26 18:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by JasminE! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewyewyewy
2007-11-26 16:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Pope 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-11-26 16:56:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
double joke...cute. lol
2007-11-26 16:47:10 · answer #10 · answered by ♪ ♥ ♪ ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋