Pregnant Turkey
*This is priceless - would love to do this.*
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing
how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed
something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When h er serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convience her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
2007-11-26 16:39:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMIGOSH now i know i pissed meself laughing at this joke
2007-11-26 16:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........Bless so sweet!!! I once played a prank on someone and they cried there eyes out because of it and got really upset!! Me and my colleagues didn't feel so good after that!! ( I'm a cook and when i finished my shift another girl took over.. me and one of the bar maids put a snail on some salad that she sent out and sent it back to the kitchen!!lol) x
2016-04-06 00:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you stuck that hen inside a duck and then stuffed it inside the turkey you would have had a ''turducken'' for thanksgiving !
Then try to explain that one !
LOL !!!
2007-11-26 18:09:28 · answer #3 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Have a star
2007-11-26 17:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i probbably would have done the same thing as her if my mom did that! lol
im blonde toooo
2007-11-26 16:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe,,,a very good one,,,,if only your mom put in a couple of hard boiled eggs as well,,,,
2007-11-26 17:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one. hahaha. Star for you.
2007-11-26 16:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by John M4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got to try it this christmas on some one
2007-11-26 16:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jay Argentina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hilarious
2007-11-26 18:06:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-26 16:44:41 · answer #10 · answered by BILLIE E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋