Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" .
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolise?"
The man replied, "They're Carols"
2007-11-26 16:33:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha....but the ultimate keys to pass saint peter is chicken's head...try it works bettter...hahaha
2007-11-30 20:22:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure he didn't say 'They are Karol's'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karol:_A_Man_Who_Became_Pope
& then you could have put the joke in the religious section
which would go down real well coming from a Russian
2007-11-27 01:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by 1mango 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it
like carols like his wife or girlfreinds name is carol
and like christmas carols
ha ha starrrr
2007-11-27 00:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one and was funny!
2007-11-27 11:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as funny as your other jokes sorry. but it was still pretty funny
2007-11-28 07:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny I liked that one
2007-11-27 02:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man give him my adrs. hehe
2007-11-27 00:38:10 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omigosh i pissed meself cause that was so funny
2007-11-27 00:38:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute - I liked it! Thanks for the chuckle! A star for you!
CJ
2007-11-27 20:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl!
2007-11-27 01:39:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋