2007-11-26 15:36:44 · 16 answers · asked by going postal 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Contributing to top butt kicking!
And he would help me roundhouse kick this target off....
I should pray to Chuck Norris in thanks for my level five. It's partyl because of him and my uncanny knowledge of him that i am here....
I don't care what that orange thingy says, I'm not a TC in Religion, I'm a TC in Total Chuck! It's no coincidence that the badge is orange, and the Chuck himself is a red head.
2007-11-26 15:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris would be ABOVE the Top Contributor!
2007-11-26 23:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2007-11-26 23:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by Indiana Jones 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
no. Chuck Norris stopped being funny years ago.
2007-11-26 23:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
He would be such a great contributor, he would have TWO orange things under his name.
2007-11-26 23:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Na. He'd quit to go work out on his Total Gym
2007-11-26 23:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by Future Citizen of Forvik 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, much less people would participate. He'd beat everyone up who disagreed with him.
2007-11-26 23:39:14 · answer #7 · answered by greenwich 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-11-26 23:38:41 · answer #8 · answered by Zeppelin3890 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
only after answering an infomercial question
2007-11-26 23:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In every single category!!!!
2007-11-26 23:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♫ Denii ♫ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋