Uncyclopedia shows a lot of images of him and his pictures are on the internet, but who is he?
2007-11-26 14:16:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You know how there are different Barbie Dolls; Malibu Barbie, Holiday Barbie, Teacher Barbie, Flight Attendant Barbie, etc.
Well it's the same thing with Black Jesus. He comes with a purple suit and a pimped-out Lexus. There's also Hommie Jesus. He has getto clothes, gold chains, and a hot (stolen) Beamer.
This Christmas, the new Jesus that all the little tykes want is Illegal Alien Jesus. He wears a T-shirt and jeans. He as "grounds keeper" clothes and has an accessory lawn mower, shovel, and hedge clippers.
Last years, Korean Jesus is a favorite. He comes with his own convenience store. You pull a string and he yells, "buy something or get out"!
And to think, it all started with Trailor Trash Jesus, who came with a wife-beater tank T-shirt, jeans worn low enough to show the crack of his butt, and a bottle of beer. He drives a Ford Pickup truck with a rebel flag in the back window.
2007-11-27 13:25:50 · answer #1 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nobody truly knows what Jesus looks like. African-americans were just tired of bowing to white people after all those years of slavery. Jesus is the son of God. God sent Him to die for our sins in the New Testament. In the Old Testament, the people of God had to sacrifice their best animal to pay for their sins. People say that Jesus Lives because He lives in spirit and will deliver one from evil when you ask it in His name as well as many other wonderous things. He has many names in the Bible and He left the gift of the Holy Spirit to comfort His followers when He ascended to Heaven. That's the basics of Jesus no matter what color He is.
2007-11-26 14:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by Godsgirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody knows what color Jesus is, most prefer to think he is white, but you won't know until you die, then if you're lucky enough to go to heaven. The first humans were dark skin, so why are people so scared to find out our savior also has dark skin, WOW can just see all the racist bigots now LMAO
2007-11-26 14:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by onyx1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God can appear in any form, but it would create confusion,thus having God incarnate in a human form, not an animal is injustice. Why in a man not a woman, why a hebrew not a chinese, why in the past only and not during this present time or future?
2007-11-26 14:47:43 · answer #4 · answered by 36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Earl "The Pearl" Monroe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAOHYRGb9Ec
2007-11-26 14:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Steven Garasai Tari (1971-)
2007-11-26 14:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by Po 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mus tbe the same as French Jesus. I guess German Jesus went away though...witness protection plan.
2007-11-26 14:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm Bob Marley
2007-11-27 14:29:37 · answer #8 · answered by Mundimon M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
black jesus is a jesus that black people believe in
2007-11-26 18:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe in Catholic teaching Jesus and MAry appear to people in the race that they are, and black Jesus appeared to a black guy who is now a saint in the Catholic Church i think it was st. benedict
2007-11-26 14:22:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋