Obviously, God was taking steroids to become so powerful. And I am afraid that He is suffering from 'roid rage every time He kills all the people.
2007-11-26 14:15:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He can't kill Barry Bonds, they had a slug fest behind the dugout and Barry kicked the old man's a ss
2007-11-26 15:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that, like, as asterisk because they extended the season and the home run record will never be the same again? Is there a "Supreme Being" home run record that I don't know about??
2007-11-26 14:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this universe is the work of a deity using performance-enhancing substances, then he should get a new supplier for his 'roids - they clearly aren't working.
2007-11-26 17:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew that they were making steroids for omnipotence...I knew it!
But there's no need for an asterisk. This universe is going to make any record...that's for sure....
2007-11-26 14:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and we're the small print. Warning: Do not use near open flame. Do you think god bothers to read the small print? hehe
2007-11-26 15:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, She just needs to get her hormone level adjusted. Talk about flying off the handle----
2007-11-26 15:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are the steroids causing that inferiority complex
hey I heard steroids make your....uh...nevermind
2007-11-26 14:23:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think god might be bi polar, when he goes off his meds he starts smitting.
Before anyone starts ragging on me, my daughter is bi polar so go suck lemons.
2007-11-26 14:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
He's just pi$sed because he effs it up all the time and won't admit he doesn't know what he's doing, so he keeps starting over... ((((((((8TM))))))))
2007-11-26 14:31:39 · answer #9 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes...
2007-11-26 14:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋