best way to fake sick?

Question

i would like to know the best way to fake being sick since i have missed a whole day this year

Answer 1

The best way to fake sick is to first throw up in front of your parents. But before u do that u have to go up to ur mom the night before and say that u dont feel well. Ask for medicine and go to bed early. When you wake up, dont get out of bed until they call u a bunch of times. when she comes up to ur room say that u feel really sick. then after like 10 minutes go to the bathroom and start fake throwing up. to make it really good put like a spoon down ur throat to make urself throw up. then after u throw up ur golden, no school for that day. Also if ur trying to get out of a test, dont tell ur mom u have a test that day or else she will know ur faking. Good luck!!!

Answer 2

Just before you wake up, crawl under a blanket and make your self a bit sweaty(it will also increase a little temperature so that if parent tries to check your temperature, u`ll be on the safe side). After that go to your parent with your eyes half closed and with your head facing downwards. Walk up slowly to your parents and say that you are not feeling very well.

Answer 3

Watch "Ferris Beuler's Day Off" and follow the tips Matthew Broderick gives at the beginning.

Answer 4

Tell them your stomach hurts and then sneak a cup into the bathroom. Put water in it and then make hurling noises and dump the cup in the toilet. That way it sounds like you're really throwing up.

Answer 5

really work yourself up. so that you actually feel sick. the best way to fake sick is to actually be sick.

Answer 6

Someone said you put a bar of soap under your arm pit and your temperature will rise.