I rear-ended a car this morning So there we are alongside the road and slowly the
driver gets out of the
car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed
and stuff just seems to
get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it, the other driver
was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which
one are you then?' .. . . and that's when the fight started
2007-11-26 13:47:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! That's hilarious!!
2007-11-26 13:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by shawnawanagain 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No f'ing way! Don't you just love when these things happen? One time I was getting a pap done, and the (male) doctor was about to get a sample, he said, "You're going to feel a little prick in there." I laughed so hard the speculum shot out.
2007-11-26 22:23:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 22:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, that's a good one. Haven't heard it before either so that even makes it better. Hope he didn't kick your a $ $ too bad.
2007-11-27 11:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
gee that dwarf must have beat u up pretty bad cos ur avatar looks smashed up
2007-11-26 22:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Raison likes pizza 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Got that in an email the other day and just had to forward it to everyone I knew. I think it is GREAT!
2007-11-26 22:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lacie D 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha, it took me a second to get it, but thats really funny.
<3
mwah
2007-11-26 22:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't help but laugh there. That was so mean. But great comeback! Star!
2007-11-26 21:53:20 · answer #8 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes this is a good joke and yes it is very FUNNY!
2007-11-26 23:09:40 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
next
2007-11-27 01:13:05 · answer #10 · answered by kay kay 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So..... how badly did he beat you up ?
Can you still walk ?
LOL !
That one was sweet !
2007-11-26 22:01:13 · answer #11 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋